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Tailor every detail of your engagement. We've pre-ticked the options for your convenience. Unticking is also available, for a small fee.

This is a joke, not a quote. None of these prices are real, and Reach Around Marketing isn't either.

Tick or untick anything. Every option adds a fee either way.

About you
Doesn't change the price. We just like knowing.
$5,000. Adorable. It doesn't affect the total.
Optional extras (all mandatory)
  • Strategy alignment feeStrategy misalignment fee +$4,800
  • Fee for explaining the feesFee for not wanting the fees explained +$750
  • Meta-onboarding sessionSelf-onboarding liability waiver +$3,200
  • PDF reporting surchargeNon-PDF format conversion fee +$490
  • Kombucha levyKombucha opt-out processing fee +$180
  • Handover fee (per handover)Account manager retention fee +$750
  • "Senior" title surchargeJunior strategist downgrade fee +$2,400
  • Rush feePatience surcharge +$1,500
  • Cancellation insurance premiumUninsured cancellation risk loading +$990
Included whether you like it or not
  • Monthly retainer (non-negotiable)$9,990
  • Setup fee (amortised, forever)$6,000
  • RankRocket™ AI licence (a spreadsheet)$490
  • Pre-paid exit fee$12,460

Meanwhile, in reality

Real prices, quoted upfront.

No alignment fees, no fees for explaining the fees, no opt-out fees. Design Box Digital tells you what the work costs before you sign anything.

Okay, real talk

Tired of getting screwed?
Reach Around Marketing is a joke.
Design Box Digital isn't.

Everything above is a parody of habits you've probably met in this industry. We built it because we've cleaned up after a lot of them. Design Box Digital is the real agency behind this stunt, and we'd rather keep you because the work's good than because a contract says we can.

  • No lock-in contracts

    Stay because it's working. Leave if it isn't. No silent renewals, no carrier pigeons.

  • Reporting that means something

    Enquiries, sales and what we're doing next, in plain English. Not 38 pages of impressions.

  • Senior people do the work

    The people you meet are the people working on your account. No bait-and-switch to whoever started on Tuesday.

  • Straight answers on price

    You'll know what it costs before you sign anything. No mystery setup fees.

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