AI-generated avatar of a fictional parody character: Rich Quick, Chief Growth Guru, smiling in aviators, the face of every growth hack you shouldn't try.

The Rich Quick Blog

Thought leadership.
Delivered downwards.

Insights from the top. Literally, I'm on a jet.*

Six free articles from our Chief Growth Guru, because people who think marketing is free deserve to learn the hard way. Read them slowly. He wrote them quickly.

* It's a set. You can see the studio lights. He knows.

Rich Quick is a fictional parody character, and every photo of him is AI-generated. He isn't based on any real person. Sadly, the type is. All clients, results and testimonials on this site are fictional. Reach Around Marketing isn't real either.

· 4 min read (11 for you)

Your Website Is Ugly and So Is Your Strategy

I looked at your website for nine seconds. That's eight seconds longer than your customers did.

Rich QuickChief Growth Guru · Brutal Honesty™

· 4 min read (9 for you)

Why I Charge $40,000 for a Logo You Could Draw

Yes, it's a circle. No, you couldn't have drawn it. Well, you could have. But you didn't. That's the $40,000.

Rich QuickChief Growth Guru · Branding

· 2 min read (19 for you)

SEO Explained Slowly, for You

SEO stands for Search Engine Optimisation. Take a moment. Have a glass of water. We can go again.

Rich QuickChief Growth Guru · SEO (Slowly)

· 6 min read (15 for you)

Hustle Culture Is Dead. Buy My Hustle Course.

Hustle culture is toxic and over. That's why my 12-week hustle course is 40% off until midnight. Every midnight.

Rich QuickChief Growth Guru · Wellness (Paid)

New posts whenever Rich has a thought, which he'll tell you is hourly. RSS feed, for people who still use RSS, which Rich respects, because you can't unfollow it out of spite.

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