SEO · 6 min read (or 18 months)
Why your SEO should take 18 months (minimum)
Results in month three? Rookie numbers. Here's why good SEO, like a good invoice, should keep on coming.
Insights
Expert advice from our senior strategists on how to get the most out of your agency relationship. By "your," we mean ours.
Every author, client and piece of advice here is fictional satire. Please don't follow it. All clients, results and testimonials on this site are fictional. Reach Around Marketing isn't real either.
SEO · 6 min read (or 18 months)
Results in month three? Rookie numbers. Here's why good SEO, like a good invoice, should keep on coming.
Reporting · 5 min read + 38-page appendix
A confused client is a quiet client. How to build a monthly report so beautiful nobody dares to read it.
Paid media · 4 min read
Your ad account, your data, your three years of history. Ours, actually. It's safer that way.
SEO · 3 min read
Traffic fell off a cliff? Stay calm. Blame the economy, Mercury in retrograde or an update nobody can name.
Process · 7 min read, 47 steps
Onboarding is a journey. A long, billable journey with a kickoff, a re-kickoff and a kickoff retro.
Strategy · 4 min read (awareness-adjusted)
Sales are a lagging indicator. Awareness is a vibe. Here's why we only measure the vibe.
Web · 5 min read
Your site is fast, works and converts. Gross. Time to tear it down and start again on a platform we prefer.
Relationships · 6 min read, auto-renews
They met at a free strategy session. She signed on the spot. He renewed without telling her. A romance for the ages.
Transparency · 2 min read (redacted)
Our methods are proprietary. Also, we didn't do much. Mostly the second thing.
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Okay, real talk
Everything above is a parody of habits you've probably met in this industry. We built it because we've cleaned up after a lot of them. Design Box Digital is the real agency behind this stunt, and we'd rather keep you because the work's good than because a contract says we can.
Stay because it's working. Leave if it isn't. No silent renewals, no carrier pigeons.
Enquiries, sales and what we're doing next, in plain English. Not 38 pages of impressions.
The people you meet are the people working on your account. No bait-and-switch to whoever started on Tuesday.
You'll know what it costs before you sign anything. No mystery setup fees.
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